12 February 2010

Only Slightly.

Let me say this first: Valentine's Day confuses, confounds, and frustrates me. I have yet to spend one with a significant other. Once I secure a significant other, I am sure it will be a lovely day.

And yet, for the first time in several years, I am looking forward to the day, because I will see a young man who gives my stomach the kind of feeling too much soda gives the rest of my body. And I will ask his mother if I may invite him to the social event of a teenager's spring. Why? Because I am slightly frightened of his mother.

For anyone wondering, he's #2 in "On Boys".

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